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Saturday died in my arms last night. Yesterday I had a feeling it would be that day. I just had a feeling. I have never watched something die before. He wouldn’t eat or drink and just wanted to snuggle, and as soon as he stopped breathing, his teeth clenched and his entire body went stiff. I was really confused and am really fucking sad. He had a nice last day, though. After I came home from the darkroom my dad and i gave him a warm bath in the backyard while he nibbled on apples. Then I wrapped him up in a little towel burrito and we walked all around the neighborhood and it sounds stupid but I just showed him all these flowers, because I thought maybe he, in his lil rabbit brain, would think they were really pretty or something. I think he did. And I talked to him a lot yesterday, more than usual. Told him about when i first met him, told him about a bunch of nice times we’d had together in case he’d forgotten in his old age. I sound retarded being this sentimental about a rabbit but honestly he was one of my best friends. And when someone or something is there almost your whole life, whether it’s a person, or an animal, or even something dumb like a table or a blanket, you feel it when it leaves. I suppose it was time. but it doesn’t make it easier. he has been there almost my whole life. (14 years! he was insane) It’s crazy. Fuck. Loved that little buddy. So fucking much.
It’s been 8 years since I lost my rabbit “Bunny”. I’m still sad and I still miss him.
(via morallyincorrect)
The Tall Gentleman
The Tall Gentleman, also called The Climber and The Tall Man, (not to be confused with me), is an obscure and new internet legend based from 4chan.
Well I guess sleeping is out of the question for me now.
Commence strange fears.
Well, that was fun.
Casual relationships are definitely not my thing, especially not with douches who never call.
At least I’m not staring at the phone, waiting for it to ring, now.
I’m getting a cat instead.
(That said, it doesn’t really lessen the hurt when I texted him that it wasn’t working, said, “It was fun.” to end the text, and he texted back immediately with “Twas.” Asshole.).
This is how I ended up with 7 cats.
Finally! A bra for stashing your phone/money/I.D. etc.
This innovation is known as JoeyBra. As described by the founders, it’s ”a unique pocketed bra design that allows women of all ages to go to dances, parties, or events without having to worry about bringing a purse.”
NEED THIS NOW
YES YES PLEASE PLEASE
Omg WHY IS THIS NOT SOLD EVERYWHERE?!??!
Oh my god… I need. I NEED.
My mom asked me if this was Irene Adler.
This seriously only goes up to C? Fuckin dammit
Only a C? god damnit…
… Honestly this is probably not as convenient as you think it might be.
Especially if you never wear blouses.
I’d sweat all over my phone I bet…
Okay, so I recently re-joined OkCupid (don’t judge me) to make friends. I move to this area a few months ago, and I still only hang out with like 2 people.
So one of the questions on there asks about farting in front of someone they were in a relationship with. And people actually still say no to…
We’re going on five years here and for the most part we don’t fart in front of each other.
Of course we aren’t together most of the day… And I let it loose the second he leaves the room.
Anyway this leaves no room for potty humor. I hate potty humor.
why was i born
I keep watching this trying to figure out how it even happened omg help me
how do
me
WHAT
OFMFG
uhhh what
Dude’s pants fell off!
(Source: crappyhomemadegifs)
I PRAY THESE VICTORIAN NOVELS DESTROY THE TRAUMA THAT IS MY PARENTS’ FORNICATION FROM MY MEMORIES FOREVER.
you know whats worse
you come home, after a day of work and IT school and you see the horror of horrors
your mother and father doing it doggystyle to the point of where you can mostly see everything and her going “YES, FUCK THAT ASS”
…
I’m actually crying from laughter and horror.
Isnt it awesome that they still like each other enough to bone? I think it is…
I was laying on my couch listening to a CD in my stereo with headphones and it usually stops playing and turns itself off once it’s done with the last track. I fell asleep with it on and when I woke up, I looked over at it with the headphones still in my ears and it displayed the time like it was off before it turned on again and started playing track one.
I thought it was weird, but didn’t think too much of it since I was tired. I heard the music start and after a few seconds, it was lowered as if I was turning the volume down slowly and all of a sudden I heard a man’s voice. He was screaming frantically and telling me to get out of my house, saying it was going to burn down and that we were all going to die.
I ripped the headphones out of my ears and turned on all of the lights in the room, but I could still hear the screaming of the man from the headphones until I unplugged the stereo. I won’t touch that stereo to this day.
Scary!
